I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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