Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
