I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
