I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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