Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We're too hungover to prance.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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