2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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