Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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