its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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