hell yes lets make some ravioli
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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