Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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