Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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