if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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