You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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