Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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