Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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