i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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