That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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