I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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