ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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