Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
