So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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