i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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