when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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