I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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