she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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