Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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