He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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