if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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