oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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