gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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