In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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