Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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