I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
