Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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