But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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