i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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