Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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