Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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