he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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