so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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