what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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