hotel room ftw
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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