I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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