God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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