butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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