I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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