Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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