Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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