So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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