Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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