I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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