He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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