im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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