these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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