In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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